Ooh yeah, I’d love a blow job…. Just not from you. Who asks this right out of the gate? And who responds and says, “Fuck…

Um yeah, cuz that would be the highlight of my day– jerking some “older bro” off. I suppose asking someone if they like to “give…

OK, you never want someone this fluffy addressing you like they’re this hungry. A Robin costume? Really? If we’re gonna roleplay like that, I’d definitely…

Um….yeah. In fact– I do… It’s so funny this guy took my site name to be a body feature. Now, I’m just hoping he was…

Yeah, they can be pretty chatty at times…. Since, you ask so nicely and I happen to be partying anyway, let me grab my phone…

Even if I could get past being called a nigg, I can’t accept his spelling of when (winn). Yeah, that dick can’t even stand next…

Can I get an “Oh, hellll no!” one time? Thanks! Dude, if someone looks crazy and lists crazy all over their profile……they CRAZY. I like…

Seriously? And that email went on further! Dude, if you see this, you could just say hey. Not, I googled you and am exhibiting stalker…

Remember the good ole’ days, when conversations began with “Hello”? Not, “Stick something in my ass.” Honestly, I never know what freak as a verb…

Um, you’re the one messaging me, dude. What do I have to be shy about? But thanks for letting me know that you’re my fantasy….

This is just one of my #1 pet peeves online. You’re without a fuckin photo and you want some sort of reaction from me? Yes,…

Charli Baltimore was the female assassin Geena Davis played in The Long Kiss Goodnight, except her character wasn’t so gay that she spelled it with…

What about me says “For Sale” I don’t know, but I don’t even want to admit how many times I’ve been offered money online. I…

Doesn’t anyone know a good pick-up line anymore?

Message: Gotta tell ya, sexy foes not begin to describe you…. I read/see something of interest I go for it, so check it out, let…

So, I was online last night and was messaged by two dudes I don’t care for. The first, we’ll call “Cheesy Latino.” My issue here…