So, definitely not my type of guy really and I’m not much for long shags on men, but I do actually find him kinda cute. The longer I look at him I don’t even mind the Janine Turner bob.

But what I really find noteworthy is this guys crotch hair. Homie could seriously use some manscaping. I really hope he knows about moist toilet paper. Fellas, when your ass hair starts to curl into little tendrils you could tie bows on, it needs some attention. Others might find this to be a delectable dish, but I always compare this to dining at a a really dim restaurant: I ain’t eating that if I can’t see it. -RJ